guiltygirl:

my only talent is appearing calm and emotionless when in reality i am on the brink of death

(via trust)

(via unescapable)

best-of-turnblr:

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(via thebootydiaries)

temptation-revelation:

jonstavk:

Can you believe that “Treat yo self” from Parks + Rec became so iconic that people now use it as an excuse to plunge themselves into debt

it be like that sometimes

(via actmale)

moxis:

job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!

my depressed ass:

(via succeeding)

justanotherstonyfan:

fancykraken:

saltydorkling:

systlin:

spock-sock:

queensarcasrn:

mauridianhallow:

rtahuniverse:

cannon-fannon:

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.

You are witnessing a broken human being

This is actually me like constantly now

The older I get the more I identify with this when I come across it

I just got a new humidifier and I am fuckin’ pumped

We got a new crock pot last Christmas and were STOKED

I ordered new sheets and I can’t wait for them…

a couple of Christmas’s ago I asked for a new small whisk to use for cooking.

one of the best presents I ever opened.

Motha

Fuckin

BED SOCKS

(via budding-wallflower)

vergeangst:

xxfluffypandazxx:

vergeangst:

vergeangst:

Why can’t I stop watching this

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

He l p m e

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

(via toastbutteregg)

thuguke:

when you make a self deprecating joke around someone who’s not depressed

(via defend-burritos)

moxis:

job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!

my depressed ass:

(via lubricates)

inbedwithboys:

I want to cry but i have things to do

(via attendance)

apiologies:

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

(via tanlines-and-tattoos)